Tuesday, July 24, 2007

If you're reading this

Then you're one of those people who's stupid and ugly and smells and nobody likes them, and that is a fact. You can even look it up. In fact, by looking at this, you've automatically waived any claims to privacy. We now have the right to make up anything we want about you and the very fact that we said it means you have absolutely no legal recourse whatsoever, and libel laws do not apply to you. So there.